Yesterday the Fabulous Org Blaston team posted two incredible placements of second and third place in the summer games VAL tournament, only losing out in the finals to the Fabulous Org Fortnite team. Wudi put on a strong showing to clutch out second place, while Weso showed us why he's a true Blaston OG before realising halfway through the loser's finals that he was late for Tesseract's party and bailing.
Because the Fabulous Org strives to embody the very core esports ethos, we'll be trying to squeeze every last bit of value out of our players hard work.
So we're very pleased to announce that we're going to be getting into the NFT world. What's more useful than, essentially, jpegs that output more carbon than various 1st world countries? We're not sure but we're an esports team; all our sense of value must have gone out of the window by now.
It's our pleasure to introduce the Wudi NFT. By purchasing this NFT you get to further develop your parasocial relationship with someone who doesn't know you exist. Who needs real life interaction when you can spend your money buying a hollow symbolic connection with a youtuber?
Next up we have the Weso NFT. All proceeds will go to various unspecified causes which will benefit an esports owner in need. As you can see we've put lots of time and effort perfectly replicating our players pictures into this some of a kind precious collectors item.
The only problem that NFTs really have is that you can't share them with your friends. So we, the pioneering esports team, have created a revolutionary new product; the Now-Fungible-Token. We're hosting them on Imgur rather than OpenSea to cut down on transaction costs and we have never seen before features, like the ability to copy and paste them.
If your traditional Non-Fungible-Token was worth $10, well you've only got $10, is it fun being poor? With a Now-Fungible-Token you could copy and paste that NFT ten times, now you've got $100, welcome to the world of VIP Mr business.
All of our NFT's can be purchased with Fab Coin which continues to grow in value as I sell it back and forth between me and my spouse for ever-increasing sums.
As part of our promotion, you can click the link below for our Now-Fungible-Token giveaway. Hurry now, as this link is only live for the next 24 months!
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