Stepping up our game with Fabcoin
We’ve really enjoyed exploiting our players for profit with the release of our Fabcoin and FabNFTs but now we’re going to step up our game and start exploiting our fanbase too. The Fabulous Org is immensely proud to kickstart the Fabulous Levels on Levels Marketing Scheme.
Each time you refer a friend to the Fabulous Org you have the opportunity to earn Fabcoin for both you and your friend!
Every twitter follow gets 1 fabcoin for the follower and the introducer, every new discord member gets 2 fab coins each, and every new player to make it onto the website gets 5 fabcoins each!
How are these rewards calculated?
Like everything to do with crypto, the value it’s completely arbitrary and decided by the fickle wills and desires of those who got in on the ground floor. To reach this valuation I covered myself head to toe in raspberry jam chasing after strangers in the street shouting ‘I’m an esports owner look at me now dad!’ Eventually, I got tired from all the crying and fell asleep at a bus stop after no one had any spare change for me. After being woken by a pack of stray dogs trying to steal my remaining soiled, dirt-encrusted, jam-soaked trouser leg the valuation seemed obvious!
How do you earn Fabcoin?
Simply head over to this page and fill in the details of whichever family or friend is too polite to push back against your aggressively desperate yet pitiful, sales pitch (we recommend calling everyone you meet 100% certified GirlBoss, regardless of gender).
Once we’ve confirmed everything, we’ll update our ultra-secure centralised google sheets page to register your new ownership of Fabcoin! How do I pay for things with Fabcoin
Unfortunately, our old method of emailing our trusted Fabcoin processing partner has had a little bump in the road. Apparently, I now owe a significant amount of money after several loans were taken out in my name. Somehow my list of fears was released, and all the loan sharks are now aware of my crippling fear of commitment; they’re now threatening to adopt a puppy in my name.
In any case, temporarily, Fabcoin has an inbuilt buy and hold strategy which has also recently been pioneered by the Moscow Stock Exchange.
What’s planned for the future?
Stay tuned as the Fabulous Org looks to further monetize our fanbase. If all goes well, before long, our members will have the opportunity to become their own boss by door to door selling 12-hour Nock heavy breathing ASMR cassette tapes!
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