WELCOME TO FABULOUS ORG
Technically an Esports Team
ABOUT
We’re Fabulous Org, a barely recognized Gaming Team.
We provide no sponsorships, no promotion, no training, no coaching and nothing else of tangible value.
We promise all of our players that they can tell people they belong to an Esports organisation.
We're basing our business model off all of the great esports organisations' models; by piggybacking off of the hard work from our players while doing sweet nothing in the background.
Join us today to enter the hardcore, uncompensated, esports lifestyle.
If you crave attention and are willing to tie yourself to this sinking ship, why not apply below to join the Fabulous Org?
Obviously, there are tons of reasons but ignore them and click the buttons.
FAQ
WHAT BENEFITS DO YOU OFFER PLAYERS
Our players have the amazing benefit of being able to tell other people they are on an esports team.
Think of how cool everyone will think you are when you tell them you're an esports athelete.
DO I NEED TO OWN THE GAME TO REPRESENT YOUR TEAM?
Can anyone ever really own a game? I'm not sure but what I am sure of is that we as an organisation have no dignity. We have a dog on our player list. We'll take anyone at all.
WHY HAVE YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THIS
Like all esports owners, I'm a delusional narcissist who seeks the approval of strangers on the internet because I've been unable to find meaning in my own life. Treat this as one man screaming into the void that he needs someone, anyone to notice him. The cold dread of my own mortality has gripped me and I'm too terrified to confront it so I built up an esports persona but push people away rather than telling them I need help. This has spiralled into a vicious circle of fake bravado compounding my loneliness and creating a further need to lean into the mask I hide behind. I'm just too tired and scared to try to imagine if I could be happy if I was just honest for once. Maybe I've reached a point where I'm so disgusted with myself as a person, I don't believe that I should be happy and I distract myself with esports so for just one moment I might forget I'm trapped in the miserable prison of suffering that is my life.
Also because I'm a total badass.
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE TEAMS THAT ONLY PAYS PLAYERS IN EXPOSURE?
Of course not, we have a commitment not to pay our players with exposure. In fact, we don't pay our players at all.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP THIS AND WORK ON FIXING OUR MARRIAGE?
Don't worry, I'm in this for the long run. I'm never going to give up on the fabulous Org dream because I know that true happiness comes from establishing a semi-successful esports team that, like all esports teams, will undoubtedly live on forever.
WILL MY PARENTS FINALY BE PROUD OF ME WHEN I JOIN THE FABULOUS ORG
Yes, you'll get all of the love and affection you've been starved of for so long.